Oh, did I leave out the AD in grenade? Yes! Because the Mavs left out the AD in their next roster lineup.

Aye, before y’all start talkin’ crazy — run me my credit. I TOLD y’all Anthony Davis wasn’t staying in Dallas. I told you the man was a rental with frequent‑flyer miles. Y’all swore up and down he was the missing piece… and now look at the Mavericks: they traded Luka for a 20‑game cameo and a farewell tour.

And let’s be honest, AD ain’t staying pretty much anywhere long term but the doctor’s office. No disrespect to the man, hell, I’ve always sang the praises of the unibrow but, as it tends to happen with big men whose very livelihood depends on extreme physicality, the body can only take so much as it ages and Father Time is undefeated. Dallas basically said, ‘Flagg, you got this,’ and shipped AD out like an Amazon return.

So next time I speak basketball prophecy, don’t debate me — take notes. Some things are just too easy. Boom!

Grabbing my drink, nodding to the barber, and walking out before the yelling starts.