The clippers are buzzing. An unusually high number of Spurs fans are in the shop tonight watching the OKC v Spurs game on TV #1 of 4. TV #2 is on SportsCenter, #3 is broadcasting Abby Phillip’s fine ass on CNN NewsNight and #4 is giving us our guilty pleasure fix with Basketball Wives LA. Damn, rich people are just like us.

Old Skool Hip Hop is emanating from the speakers because Old Head Reggie is getting a cut tonight and, well, he gets his respect.

Other than that one brutha over there in the cut eating sunflower seeds too loud, the most vocals are coming from the most loyal Spurs fan ever, Manny. Not saying too much, just overreacting to any and every Spurs bucket, complaining about every no-call on Wemby, and dropping F-bombs every time SGA drops another 3-piece.

Just as the game ends, some goofy is asking if the Knicks game is on. He was pretty much ignored.

Dre: Damn, that wasn’t a game — that was a TED Talk on dominance. Spurs didn’t even break 100.
Tone:
Man, Shai out there hoopin’ like he’s bored. Like he’s doing taxes. Just casually dropping 30 on them fools.
Old Head Reggie:
Shiiid, back in my day, MVPs had to yell and flex. This boy Shai don’t even blink. He just gliding like Michael Jackson in Smooth Criminal.
Manny:
Relax, bro. Wemby still learning and obviously not 100% healthy.
Dre:
Learning? Ninja he just got enrolled in the University of SGA. Intro to Buckets 101.
Tone:
And the crazy part? It ain’t even just Shai. That whole OKC squad is built like a cheat code. Bench come in playing like starters.
Old Head Reggie:
Y’all better stop acting surprised. They the champs. They ain’t defending nothing — they reclaiming it.
Manny:
Man whatever… wait till Wemby gets healthy and gets some damn help.
Dre:
Help? He gon’ need the Avengers the way OKC lookin’.

That shit had the whole barbershop LLS.

Old Head Reggie:
Y’all better write this shit down — this OKC thang ain’t no moment. It’s a movement.

Let’s discuss.